Friday, September 14, 2007

Bush Library Catastrophe

This is so funny I had to post it. The person who sent it didn't tell me where it came from:


TEXAS FLOOD DESTROYS PRESIDENT BUSH'S LIBRARY

Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the
personal library of President Bush. The flood began in the
presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.

Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the
president was devastated, since he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA for aid, but there was no answer.

18 comments:

pissed off patricia said...

Good one! Real good one!

MarcLord said...

LOL!

Daniel said...

I'd heard there was only one book, Fleming. And he needed coaching to handle that! Cheers.

Fleming said...

Well, Daniel, he put the best spin on the incident he could . . . which involved lying as usual.

Thanks to all who commented.

Naj said...

LOL!

Do you think one of the books was "The Israel Lobby"?

Fleming said...

No, Naj, I think the Israel Lobby has kept "The Israel Lobby" secret from George. I hear that one of the books was "The Barbie Coloring Book", but that may just be a smear rumor.

Naj said...

All's well??

Fleming said...

Well Naj, I had a bad cold for a week, and I've let VIEW FROM THE MOON slide because I just can't face reading the bad news every day. . . and also, I feel that in the past year I've said about all there is I can say about what causes the problems in the "Middle East." If people don't "get it" by now, they're not going to.
Thank you, my dear Naj!

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